We don’t know about the rest of you, but we’re getting fat.
We have been eating a lot of Cook-Out and Domino’s Pizza and, frankly, we haven’t seen our toes in a couple of months.
What can we do about it?
We try to go to Carmichael after class when it is most convenient to us, but man is it crowded.
That elliptical machine is always taken and we have to put up with the herd of people running around the track. It’s annoying.
If only Carmichael Gymnasium would accommodate for a growing student body. But oh wait, they have answered our pleasantly plump prayers and decided to expand.
The new addition will offer an outdoor adventures area, more fitness and weight rooms and best of all a juice bar.
We love juice.
Not only does the new addition give us more options for working out, but it also will bring some impressive architecture to a gymnasium whose fa?ade is anything but attractive. The campus is getting a face lift and it is nice to see that one of the ugliest buildings on campus is not left out.
The new building will have large windows, and we don’t know about you, but there is nothing we like better than broadcasting our guts to the entire University.
Why should our flabbiness be our own business?
Why shouldn’t everyone driving around campus see that “yes, we cannot touch our own toes” and “no, we can’t lift more than a 100 pounds, but we are all right with that.”
Students should welcome the new addition to the gymnasium with open flabby or scrawny arms and realize this is our chance to get in shape.
We are paying for it, and every student who is still around when it is completed should take advantage of it.
So there are no more excuses about crowded equipment — New Year’s resolutions can finally be obtained between classes on our time.