President Barack Obama is the 44th president to be honored by Presidents’
Day. So what does the top guy in U.S. politics do on his day off? If Obama
was still allowed to use his Twitter account, here’s what it might look
like today.
Twitter:
About to head to bed. Thinking about vetoing stimulus bill tomorrow, just
to see what happens.
11:00 PM Feb 16th from mobile
Googled self. 339,000,000 hits, up from last week.
8:11 PM Feb 16th from web
Have decided to choose Commerce Secretary by having potential long-list
candidates play Bingo.
4:41 PM Feb 16th from web
Just checked Fox News. LOL.
4:12 PM Feb 16th from web
Cruisin’ around in the Obamamobile. I love that name.
2:30 PM Feb 16th from web
Pick-up game with Secret Service. Am beginning to suspect that they’re
just letting me win.
10:16 AP Feb 16th from web
Prank-called Sarkozy just now, pretending to be Bush. Sarkozy caught on
right away, claimed my correct pronunciation of his name tipped him off.
8:49 AM Feb 16th from web